New Ferrari reviews are coming out and they're all amazing

"waymoe" (waymoe) 04/30/2014 at 13:52 • Filed to: None

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Ex. President Mack41 > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 13:54

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OMG EMBARGO GUIZE

wankwankwankwank

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 13:54

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It's not pretty.

Party-vi > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 13:55

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I read this in his voice.

Nailed it.

HammerheadFistpunch > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 13:56

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Sure - how about the reviews are ALL amazing because of course its amazing to drive a Ferrari Hypercar and you get to be first.

Or about how it doesn't matter if its better/worse than the P1/918 because who corss shops these things?

How about how its ugly

or maybe that I don't really have any interest in a car that is designed for max attack, but outside of journalist and test drivers will likely just sit in some rich dudes collection appreciating in value?

that ought to cover the basics.

waymoe > HammerheadFistpunch 04/30/2014 at 13:58

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Question, how do you punch if not with fists?

Tom McParland > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 13:59

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LaFerrari- stupid name is still stupid. Also it is not a brown, manual, diesel, wagon...so it sucks. :P

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > HammerheadFistpunch 04/30/2014 at 14:00

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How about how its ugly

yup.

AMC/Renauledge > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 14:01

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Well no shit. Ferrari lets their own techs loose on every single tested unit, and optimizes it for pre-agreed testing conditions. Of course it's going to be amazing when the company fettles it specifically for the tests.

How an actual production unit drives when an actual owner actually drives it without its Ferrari helicopter techs is another matter entirely.

signintoburnerlol > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 14:04

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You know how it is with unobtainable's , people have to make excuses because it's unobtainable.

ncasolowork2 > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 14:07

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but are the reviews more amazing than the P1 or 918?

Jagvar > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 14:10

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Is it a diesel? No? Then it's garbage. GARBAGE!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 14:40

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With his hammer head, which is *like* a fist.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Ex. President Mack41 04/30/2014 at 14:42

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It's okay to wank over embargoes?

wiffleballtony > AMC/Renauledge 04/30/2014 at 14:49

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Irrelevant, owners won't drive their Ferarris

HammerheadFistpunch > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 14:57

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@16

Redd, the RX-7 that could > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 15:16

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After watching a few of the reviews, I've noticed that they all use they same shot of LaFerrari doing that big smoky drift coming out of a turn. I guess it's hard for a magazine to claim that footage since all the cars were the same color.

briannutter1 > waymoe 04/30/2014 at 15:32

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Yep, just driving it around their boring flat-ass track without comparing times of their competition doesn't really do much for me. Let them go head to head with the 918 and P1 on a neutral circuit and THEN we'll know what's what.